G. Olsen
TE · 2010–2020 · 125 appearances · 775.5 total pts · 6.2 avg pts
Career Stats
| Year | Manager | NFL Team | Weeks | Total Pts | Avg Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2020 | SEA | 1 | 2.5 | 2.5 | |
| 2019 | CAR | 14 | 89.9 | 6.4 | |
| 2018 | CAR | 10 | 59.1 | 5.9 | |
| 2017 | CAR | 15 | 32.1 | 2.1 | |
| 2016 | CAR | 16 | 125.1 | 7.8 | |
| 2015 | CAR | 15 | 134.9 | 9.0 | |
| 2014 | CAR | 15 | 123.1 | 8.2 | |
| 2013 | CAR | 16 | 107.4 | 6.7 | |
| 2012 | CAR | 5 | 30.8 | 6.2 | |
| 2011 | CAR | 8 | 33.0 | 4.1 | |
| 2010 | CHI | 10 | 37.6 | 3.8 |
Week-by-Week History
2020 — SEA — 1 weeks, 2.5 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 | Frank Gore is on the Jets lol | TE | SEA | MIN | 2.5 |
2019 — CAR — 14 weeks, 89.9 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | Da'Ron Payne-al | BN | CAR | TB | 14.0 | |
| 3 | Da'Ron Payne-al | BN | CAR | @ARI | 22.5 | |
| 4 | Da'Ron Payne-al | BN | CAR | @HOU | 1.5 | |
| 5 | Da'Ron Payne-al | BN | CAR | JAX | 0.0 | |
| 6 | Da'Ron Payne-al | BN | CAR | @TB | 7.2 | |
| 7 | Da'Ron Payne-al | BN | CAR | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 8 | Da'Ron Payne-al | BN | CAR | @SF | 2.3 | |
| 9 | Da'Ron Payne-al | BN | CAR | TEN | 5.5 | |
| 10 | Da'Ron Payne-al | TE | CAR | @GB | 13.8 | |
| 11 | Da'Ron Payne-al | TE | CAR | ATL | 8.2 | |
| 12 | Da'Ron Payne-al | TE | CAR | @NO | 6.9 | |
| 13 | Da'Ron Payne-al | TE | CAR | WAS | 3.7 | |
| 15 | Da'Ron Payne-al | TE | CAR | SEA | 0.0 | |
| 16 | Da'Ron Payne-al | TE | CAR | @IND | 4.3 |
2018 — CAR — 10 weeks, 59.1 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Serious Sohldiers | TE | CAR | DAL | 4.3 | |
| 3 | The Day After Kamara | BN | CAR | CIN | 0.0 | |
| 4 | The Day After Kamara | BN | CAR | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 6 | this old hauschka | TE | CAR | @WAS | 6.8 | |
| 8 | The JuJu's Killed Jesus | BN | CAR | BAL | 13.6 | |
| 9 | The JuJu's Killed Jesus | TE | CAR | TB | 16.6 | |
| 10 | The JuJu's Killed Jesus | TE | CAR | @PIT | 6.0 | |
| 11 | The JuJu's Killed Jesus | TE | CAR | @DET | 7.9 | |
| 12 | The JuJu's Killed Jesus | TE | CAR | SEA | 2.1 | |
| 13 | The JuJu's Killed Jesus | TE | CAR | @TB | 1.8 |
2017 — CAR — 15 weeks, 32.1 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Butt Stuff | TE | CAR | @SF | 2.8 | |
| 2 | Butt Stuff | TE | CAR | BUF | 1.5 | |
| 3 | Butt Stuff | RES | CAR | NO | 0.0 | |
| 4 | Butt Stuff | RES | CAR | @NE | 0.0 | |
| 5 | Butt Stuff | RES | CAR | @DET | 0.0 | |
| 6 | Butt Stuff | RES | CAR | PHI | 0.0 | |
| 7 | Butt Stuff | RES | CAR | @CHI | 0.0 | |
| 8 | Butt Stuff | RES | CAR | @TB | 0.0 | |
| 9 | Butt Stuff | RES | CAR | ATL | 0.0 | |
| 10 | Butt Stuff | RES | CAR | MIA | 0.0 | |
| 11 | Butt Stuff | RES | CAR | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 12 | Butt Stuff | BN | CAR | @NYJ | 1.5 | |
| 13 | Butt Stuff | BN | CAR | @NO | 0.0 | |
| 15 | Butt Stuff | TE | CAR | GB | 22.1 | |
| 16 | Butt Stuff | TE | CAR | TB | 4.2 |
2016 — CAR — 16 weeks, 125.1 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | @DEN | 7.3 | |
| 2 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | SF | 18.2 | |
| 3 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | MIN | 6.4 | |
| 4 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | @ATL | 15.6 | |
| 5 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | TB | 18.1 | |
| 6 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | @NO | 9.4 | |
| 7 | Spooky Wiener | BN | CAR | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 8 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | ARI | 1.1 | |
| 9 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | @LAR | 11.2 | |
| 10 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | KC | 3.9 | |
| 11 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | NO | 3.3 | |
| 12 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | @LV | 4.5 | |
| 13 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | @SEA | 3.0 | |
| 14 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | LAC | 8.7 | |
| 15 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | @WAS | 8.5 | |
| 16 | Spooky Wiener | TE | CAR | ATL | 5.9 |
2015 — CAR — 15 weeks, 134.9 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | @JAX | 1.1 | |
| 2 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | HOU | 7.0 | |
| 3 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | NO | 25.4 | |
| 4 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | @TB | 2.8 | |
| 5 | My Ball Zach Ertz | BN | CAR | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 6 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | @SEA | 19.1 | |
| 7 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | PHI | 6.5 | |
| 8 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | IND | 13.9 | |
| 9 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | GB | 12.6 | |
| 10 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | @TEN | 8.0 | |
| 11 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | WAS | 11.4 | |
| 12 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | @DAL | 7.0 | |
| 13 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | @NO | 10.9 | |
| 14 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | ATL | 5.2 | |
| 16 | My Ball Zach Ertz | TE | CAR | @ATL | 4.0 |
2014 — CAR — 15 weeks, 123.1 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | @TB | 14.3 | |
| 2 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | DET | 7.2 | |
| 3 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | PIT | 12.9 | |
| 4 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | @BAL | 3.0 | |
| 5 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | CHI | 19.2 | |
| 6 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | @CIN | 12.2 | |
| 7 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | @GB | 10.5 | |
| 8 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | SEA | 1.6 | |
| 9 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | NO | 3.0 | |
| 10 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | @PHI | 11.9 | |
| 11 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | ATL | 6.1 | |
| 12 | A Teo of Two Titties | BN | CAR | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 13 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | @MIN | 5.9 | |
| 14 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | @NO | 13.2 | |
| 16 | A Teo of Two Titties | TE | CAR | CLE | 2.1 |
2013 — CAR — 16 weeks, 107.4 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | CAR | SEA | 5.6 | |
| 2 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | @BUF | 14.4 | |
| 3 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | NYG | 5.4 | |
| 4 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | BN | CAR | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 5 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | @ARI | 7.9 | |
| 6 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | @MIN | 1.9 | |
| 7 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | LAR | 4.7 | |
| 8 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | @TB | 8.1 | |
| 9 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | ATL | 12.6 | |
| 10 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | @SF | 1.4 | |
| 11 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | NE | 11.2 | |
| 12 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | @MIA | 9.4 | |
| 13 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | TB | 8.5 | |
| 14 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | @NO | 4.0 | |
| 15 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | NYJ | 8.8 | |
| 16 | Chip Kelly's Anal Fissures | TE | CAR | NO | 3.5 |
2012 — CAR — 5 weeks, 30.8 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | Virgins with AIDS | TE | CAR | TB | 4.2 | |
| 12 | Virgins with AIDS | TE | CAR | @PHI | 5.0 | |
| 13 | Virgins with AIDS | TE | CAR | @KC | 10.7 | |
| 15 | Virgins with AIDS | BN | CAR | @LAC | 5.6 | |
| 16 | Virgins with AIDS | BN | CAR | LV | 5.3 |
2011 — CAR — 8 weeks, 33.0 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Steve's Breaston Largements | TE | CAR | @CHI | 11.0 | |
| 5 | Steve's Breaston Largements | TE | CAR | NO | 8.1 | |
| 6 | Steve's Breaston Largements | TE | CAR | @ATL | 4.2 | |
| 7 | Steve's Breaston Largements | TE | CAR | WAS | 0.4 | |
| 10 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | TE | CAR | TEN | 2.5 | |
| 11 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | TE | CAR | @DET | 2.3 | |
| 12 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | TE | CAR | @IND | 2.4 | |
| 13 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | BN | CAR | @TB | 2.1 |
2010 — CHI — 10 weeks, 37.6 pts
| Wk | Manager | Team | Slot | NFL Team | Opponent | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | TE | CHI | @NYG | 3.9 | |
| 5 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | BN | CHI | @CAR | 0.0 | |
| 6 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | BN | CHI | SEA | 0.0 | |
| 7 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | BN | CHI | WAS | 4.3 | |
| 8 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | BN | CHI | Bye | 0.0 | |
| 9 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | BN | CHI | @BUF | 8.9 | |
| 10 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | BN | CHI | MIN | 9.1 | |
| 11 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | TE | CHI | @MIA | 4.0 | |
| 12 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | TE | CHI | PHI | 6.9 | |
| 13 | Hauschka's Missed Field Goals | TE | CHI | @DET | 0.5 |